linda-belcher:

me: sends a risky message

me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and see what life was like back when everything was simple. it’s one step closer to enlightenment. cell phones emit radiation anyway right?? im really doing this for my physical health